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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

Oh yeah… I forgot men don’t ever buy clothes.

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These are actually really good...fuck, someone get curious

  • 1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
  • 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
  • 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
  • 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
  • 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
  • 6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
  • 7: What do you spend most of your money on?
  • 8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
  • 9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
  • 10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
  • 11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
  • 12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
  • 13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
  • 14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
  • 15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
  • 16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
  • 17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
  • 18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
  • 19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
  • 20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
  • 21: Who do you ship?
  • 22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
  • 23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
  • 24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
  • 25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
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jack-frost-froze:

mrfalling12345:

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

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I LEARNED A THING

(Source: funny-gif-1, via nowtherad)

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